Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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top kek

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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