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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

all your base are belong to mark

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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