How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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I have aids

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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