- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats one plus one penis

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

The Christian Bible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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