How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Rick santorum

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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