- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

THE GAME.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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