What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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