why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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more like nig!

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The Game.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

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