What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Anti Joke

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