Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

knock, knock whos there child molestor

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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