- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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