Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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This joke is funny

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this is not a joke. jks

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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