An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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