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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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