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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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