What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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whats a willy? -brock

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Do u take sugar?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Nice belt.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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