a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A women in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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a man walked into a bar....

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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