whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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woman..parallel parking

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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