- Anti Joke

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline