Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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knock knock get lost!

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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