Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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4 1/2

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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