A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's half of 8? o

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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