roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Hitler

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

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