What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Thumbs this up

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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tee hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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