What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Justin's humor

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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