- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World