- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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