- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

women's rights

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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