What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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