- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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