- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Poop

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

I told you it would happen

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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