- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Dylan is gay

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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