why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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oooh look a banshee

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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