- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

My parents have an open marriage.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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