- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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