Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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