- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??