- Anti Joke

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Knock Knock! Come in.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

children burning