what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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