- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Black People

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

This one time at band camp....

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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