What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

This is not a joke

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

roses are red. violets are violet...

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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