What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

guess what chicken butt

kcuf read it backwards

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What's big and white?

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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