- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

whats one plus one penis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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