How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

falling didnt make the difference

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

That's what she didn't say

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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