- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Pull my finger ouch..

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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