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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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