A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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penis

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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