- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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