A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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