What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

this is not a joke. jks

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

i have to pee out my ass.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Three black men were walking...

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

poopoo

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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