What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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