Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

men, men like men= men+bed

u jelly?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Pull my finger ouch..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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