- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

xavier stop

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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