Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

This is not a joke or is it

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A seal walks into a club.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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