Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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