What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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