Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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leon harney ya pikey

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