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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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