What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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