A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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