Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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