A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

This is not a joke

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Nickelback

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

hahahahaha thats not funny

Your mom is fat

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What can fly? Lots of things

elen degeneres is straight....

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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