- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A guy was beet by his wife.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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