Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Republicans

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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