If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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