Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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WHAT????

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Anti Joke

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