What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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vaginas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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