- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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