What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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