- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

im a dragon, no im not

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