Woman's rights

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Black People.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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your going to die

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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