yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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