Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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The Game.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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banana

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Vagina.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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