- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

this is not an anti joke

a fish swimming in the water swims

Women's rights

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Grammer is very important

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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