- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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