Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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