- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

falling didnt make the difference

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Flop dog

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Obama

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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