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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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