- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

knock knock who's there no one

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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