My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A man walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Anti Joke

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