A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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