Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

David Silberberg is gay

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Snooki

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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