- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

A women walks into a kitchen.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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