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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

How long is a china man?

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Darude - Sandstorm

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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