- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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