- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Jesus was a good guy

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Mark Wilson

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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