why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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religion.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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butt sex

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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