- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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