There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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