Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lol a man is drowning

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What'sucks and white Jackson

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