- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

girls basketball

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

falling didnt make the difference

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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