Mark Wilson

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Samraj.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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