- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How does shit taste?\ Good.

GONNA

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Knock knock Come in

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Wy did the chicken?

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